Geeks in love

November 17, 2009 § Leave a comment

Character in movie we’re watching: “I don’t really like other people”

Him: Me either.

Me: “You like me.”

Him: But we’re in a relationship.

Me: “But I’m someone other than yourself, am I not?”

Him: Not since we started this relationship

Me: “I see. So I just got assimilated, is that what happened?”

Him: Yeah, it’s like the Borg.

Me: “Oh good. Our relationship is like the Borg.”

Real conversations

September 9, 2009 § Leave a comment

Me: What did you just say?

Him: I turned the stove off…I just made a song out of it.

Me: Since when do you make songs out of things all the time?

Him: Since I met you.

Me: So, you could say I put a song in your heart?

Him: Yeah, something like that.

———

Him: Thanks.

Me: Uh…you’re welcome?

Him: For dinner. Thanks for dinner. And for returning my love.

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