November 17, 2009 § Leave a comment
Character in movie we’re watching: “I don’t really like other people”
Him: Me either.
Me: “You like me.”
Him: But we’re in a relationship.
Me: “But I’m someone other than yourself, am I not?”
Him: Not since we started this relationship
Me: “I see. So I just got assimilated, is that what happened?”
Him: Yeah, it’s like the Borg.
Me: “Oh good. Our relationship is like the Borg.”
September 9, 2009 § Leave a comment
Me: What did you just say?
Him: I turned the stove off…I just made a song out of it.
Me: Since when do you make songs out of things all the time?
Him: Since I met you.
Me: So, you could say I put a song in your heart?
Him: Yeah, something like that.
Me: Uh…you’re welcome?
Him: For dinner. Thanks for dinner. And for returning my love.